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I am a Quarter PDF Print E-mail
By Linzey Leinart - AFF   
Wednesday, 03 September 2008

         Hi! I am a quarter. They made me in 2006.  I was originally made in London, England then ended up a little more to the west.  First, let me show you how I ended up there. While I was being made by the machine that makes other quarters like me, I was knocked over by somebody elbowing me and I flew on the ground. I was done being made but I had to dry from the hot liquid silver that covered me up.

 

       A week later, nobody picked me up but then a lady saw me and put me in her purse.  We drove miles and miles then we finally came to a stop.  She ate her lunch when suddenly I saw a hole in her purse. No wonder she didn’t have any coins in there. So I started to slide faster and faster and fell through the hole and landed loudly on the ground. When I landed I made a twirling sound and a man heard me and said, “Wow!  Just enough for my bus money!” So he dropped me in a basket. The bus driver and me drove for hours! When the rides were over, I was thrown in a plastic bag.  I was given to a seamstress and put on the ground so she could sew a hat for the bus driver. Then one of her needles poked a big hole in her bag. I slid through the hole.  When she got up, she kicked me out her window and I fell into her backyard lake.  I was never found until 1,000,000,000 years.  Then a barracuda swallowed me and I got trapped.  So now I’m stuck in the belly of a giant fish.  
Last Updated ( Wednesday, 03 September 2008 )
 
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